Jiggles Disease Loose

Tesla Has Invented an Electric Vibrator to Cure Everything.

Nikola Tesla, the electrician, has invented an apparatus which he believes will cure any organic disease. Consumption is not 'excluded, because some years ago, when Mr. Tesla made public the principle of the cure, an Austrian doctor applied it in a crude way to the cure of several patients suffering with tuberculosis of the lungs.

The typewritten report of these cures was destroyed in the fire in Mr. Tesla's laboratory in South Fifth avenue a year ago, and the name and address of the doctor are lost.

The apparatus is something like the Swedish movement cure. It gives 100 shocks a second. Abram S. Hewitt has found that it cured his liver trouble in one day. So Mr. Tesla says.

It has been noted that Mr. Hewitt is a little more sweet tempered than usual lately.