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"What Instrument do you suppose Tesla talks through in addressing Mars?" "Same old thing." "What d'ye mean?" "His hat." — Philadelphia Ledger .

In publishing his recent discoveries concerning Mars, Professor Lowell neglects to say whether the Martians are aware how nearly ready Tesla is to talk to them.

Mr. Nikola Tesla announces that in addition to establishing telegraphic communication between this country and the planet Mars, he has invented a light that will make the sum look dismal and which...

Denver Republican :— "While Nikola Tesla has been talking foolishness about communicating with Mars one of his friends has invented a submarine telephone. When will Mr. Tesla take a hint from his...

From the Chicago Post. Count that day lost whose low descending sun Finds Tesla with no novel scheme begun.

Tesla wants to run the Paris Exhibition with electric power supplied from Niagara. Tesla's trolley seems to have a permanent connection with the realms of dreamland.

Unless Secretary Wilson has allowed his enthusiasm to run away with his judgment or is giving a great jolly, every man will be able to procure from his own garden the means of producing his heat...

Tesla says he knew the Keely motor was a fake. Tesla's experience with fakes make his testimony expert.