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Any man who has caught the glance of just the right damsel under just the right circumstances knows that wireless telegraphy antedates both Tesla and Marconi by several thousand years. — Chicago...

"Tesla says we will soon have to turn to the sun for power." "Not for the sunshine just yet; we are too busy working on moonshine."

Nikola Tesla, veteran scientist, claims to have discovered a new source of energy. Most any of us could use some of it about the time the alarm clock goes off in the morning.

No doubt if Tesla would bring his inventive mind to bear upon the subject he could find a way to settle the coal strike in five minutes.

It is stated that Tesla, the wizard, has another one of those marvelous inventions about ready. Tesla's inventions are like some of Uncle Tom's performances. They consist mostly of advance notices.

Nikola Tesla has not invented anything in several days. There must be something wrong with his imagination factory.

Nikola Tesla is not making such extravagant predictions that he doesn't believe he can carry them into effect himself. They must be wild, indeed.

If Nikola Tesla really has secured capital to try his wireless telegraphy plans, perhaps it will be wiser not to sneer at him till his promises have been put to proof.

"What Instrument do you suppose Tesla talks through in addressing Mars?" "Same old thing." "What d'ye mean?" "His hat." — Philadelphia Ledger.