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Nikola Tesla is quoted as saying that he can talk to Mars. Would it be too much trouble to ask the Martians if it is hot enough for them?

An Edinburgh astronomer has discovered a new star in the constellation Perseus. Before night Mr. Tesla will doubtless announce that he has communicated with it. — Detroit Free Press .

There is a suit at law over certain Tesla patents, which is of interest as showing that there are Tesla patents.

If anyone thinks that Nikola Tesla in going to sit quietly down and see other inventors take all the hidden forces of nature from under his very nose he is greatly mistaken. Tesla is going to do some...

If Nikola Tesla really has secured capital to try his wireless telegraphy plans, perhaps it will be wiser not to sneer at him till his promises have been put to proof.

While inventor Tesla is dreaming about communication with Mars, Marie Corelli is no doubt writing a book telling of her personal experience with the Martians.

Nikola Tesla is a Twentieth century man, but he is the possessor of a Thirtieth Century Imagination.

If Nikola Tesla's belief that X-rays will kill every disease bacillus is correct, the doctors of medicine had best at once transform themselves into doctors of science.

In publishing his recent discoveries concerning Mars, Professor Lowell neglects to say whether the Martians are aware how nearly ready Tesla is to talk to them.