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While inventor Tesla is dreaming about communication with Mars, Marie Corelli is no doubt writing a book telling of her personal experience with the Martians.

Nikola Tesla is a Twentieth century man, but he is the possessor of a Thirtieth Century Imagination.

If Nikola Tesla's belief that X-rays will kill every disease bacillus is correct, the doctors of medicine had best at once transform themselves into doctors of science.

In publishing his recent discoveries concerning Mars, Professor Lowell neglects to say whether the Martians are aware how nearly ready Tesla is to talk to them.

Nikola Tesla, the electrical expert, who hopes to get in communication with the dwellers on the planet Mars, has settled the debt of $1,108 for which the sheriff had levied on his big steel tower, and...

A new source of energy has been discovered by Nikola Tesla. We hope that it is something that will make it easier to get up in the morning.

Tesla wants to run the Paris Exhibition with electric power supplied from Niagara. Tesla's trolley seems to have a permanent connection with the realms of dreamland.

Nikola Tesla's death rays may be toned down sufficiently to discourage salesmen and bill collectors. — Indianapolis Star .

Another excellent photograph of the Mars canals has been taken. It is understood that Tesla has ordered a supply to use as souvenir post cards.

Nikola Tesla tells the New York Herald that electricity from Niagara will supplant engines, cables, and locomotives even in the city of New York before many days. "Many days" is an indefinite time...