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Any man who has caught the glance of just the right damsel under just the right circumstances knows that wireless telegraphy antedates both Tesla and Marconi by several thousand years. — Chicago...

"Tesla says we will soon have to turn to the sun for power." "Not for the sunshine just yet; we are too busy working on moonshine."

Nikola Tesla, veteran scientist, claims to have discovered a new source of energy. Most any of us could use some of it about the time the alarm clock goes off in the morning.

What Nikola Tesla ought to do is to invent a way for some of us to see something that he has invented. — Rochester Herald .

Nikola Tesla hopes within a few weeks, he says, to announce to the world a system of wireless telegraphy which will surpass the most sanguine expectations of Marconi. When Gabriel's trumpet blows it...

Some of Nikola Tesla's patents have expired, but their death was not caused from overwork.

Tesla's Illuminating vacuum may be all right, but the fact remains that there's very little in it.

Nikola Tesla proposes to change over the world by altering the movement of atoms by electrical appliance. There is one atom he cannot alter — we refer to the deposed Democratic State committeeman from...

No doubt if Tesla would bring his inventive mind to bear upon the subject he could find a way to settle the coal strike in five minutes.