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No doubt if Tesla would bring his inventive mind to bear upon the subject he could find a way to settle the coal strike in five minutes.

It is stated that Tesla, the wizard, has another one of those marvelous inventions about ready. Tesla's inventions are like some of Uncle Tom's performances. They consist mostly of advance notices.

Nikola Tesla has not invented anything in several days. There must be something wrong with his imagination factory.

Nikola Tesla is not making such extravagant predictions that he doesn't believe he can carry them into effect himself. They must be wild, indeed.

In publishing his recent discoveries concerning Mars, Professor Lowell neglects to say whether the Martians are aware how nearly ready Tesla is to talk to them.

Nikola Tesla, the electrical expert, who hopes to get in communication with the dwellers on the planet Mars, has settled the debt of $1,108 for which the sheriff had levied on his big steel tower, and...

A new source of energy has been discovered by Nikola Tesla. We hope that it is something that will make it easier to get up in the morning.

Tesla wants to run the Paris Exhibition with electric power supplied from Niagara. Tesla's trolley seems to have a permanent connection with the realms of dreamland.

Nikola Tesla's death rays may be toned down sufficiently to discourage salesmen and bill collectors. — Indianapolis Star .