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Apropos of that Tesla death ray... those who volunteer on our side will be fighting for their ohmland.

No doubt if Tesla would bring his inventive mind to bear upon the subject he could find a way to settle the coal strike in five minutes.

We are soon to open communications with Mars, according to Mr. Tesla. Well, if we don't hurry up, Mars will soon be opening communication with us.

O Tesla, youthful Tesla, Just how long can you expect us To possess our souls in patience On the strength of your prospectus? — Cleveland Plain Dealer .

— Baltimore American: Graph: "I see that Nikola Tesla has received a message from Mars." Wosph: "Wonder who had to pay the war tax on it?"

Dr. Nikola Tesla has perfected a death ray capable of killing an army at 200 miles. The next war will evidently be a job for a good electrician. But imagine a famous victory being gummed up by battery...

It is stated that Tesla, the wizard, has another one of those marvelous inventions about ready. Tesla's inventions are like some of Uncle Tom's performances. They consist mostly of advance notices.

Nikola Tesla has not invented anything in several days. There must be something wrong with his imagination factory.

Nikola Tesla is not making such extravagant predictions that he doesn't believe he can carry them into effect himself. They must be wild, indeed.