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Another excellent photograph of the Mars canals has been taken. It is understood that Tesla has ordered a supply to use as souvenir post cards.

Nikola Tesla tells the New York Herald that electricity from Niagara will supplant engines, cables, and locomotives even in the city of New York before many days. "Many days" is an indefinite time...

It turns out that Nikola Tesla is the mysterious scientist who proposes to throw this planet out of its orbit. Petitions will be circulated urging him to defer action until we have reached the bottom...

Point Rock Correspondent Makes Some Suggestions about Mars. Upper Point Rock, Feb. 14. — The old bear saw his shadow on Candlemas day and the inhabitants of this section have seen theirs with the...

Admiral Kept in Washington by Illness — Warm Tributes. The Entertainment Club gave a dinner last night in the Hotel St. Regis in honor of Admiral George Dewey. The Admiral was not present, being kept...