If Tesla Had Been at Fort Arthur

Besides being prepared to furnish the power of ten Niagaras without wires to telegraph Venus and stir up the inhabitants of Mars with the latest news from Broadway, Nikola Tesla, the electrical wizard, announces that he has discovered a patent brand of lightning capable of destroying forts and putting battleships out of business. The Czar is said to have remarked, upon reading of Tesla's discoveries, that he wished he had heard of the gentleman a little sooner.