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No doubt if Tesla would bring his inventive mind to bear upon the subject he could find a way to settle the coal strike in five minutes.

Nikola Tesla is not making such extravagant predictions that he doesn't believe he can carry them into effect himself. They must be wild, indeed.

Unless Secretary Wilson has allowed his enthusiasm to run away with his judgment or is giving a great jolly, every man will be able to procure from his own garden the means of producing his heat...

Another excellent photograph of the Mars canals has been taken. It is understood that Tesla has ordered a supply to use as souvenir post cards.

It turns out that Nikola Tesla is the mysterious scientist who proposes to throw this planet out of its orbit. Petitions will be circulated urging him to defer action until we have reached the bottom...